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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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  • White person: uhm if you don't EDUCATE ME how will I know?
  • PoC: okay...
  • White person: *sommat racist*
  • PoC: that's racist.
  • White person: WHAT? NO IT'S NOT. HOW IS THAT RACIST? YOU'RE RACIST FOR MAKING THIS ABOUT RACE.
  • PoC: but... I'm telling it affects me as-
  • White person: YOU'RE BULLYING ME
  • PoC: listen, here's a link to an artic-
  • White person: I GUESS I'M JUST IGNORANT WHITE TRASH, HUH? I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN REALLY A PERSON OF COLOR. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME, YOU ELITIST
  • PoC: Are you fucking kidding me?!
  • White person: IF YOU DON'T EDUCATE ME IN A NICE TONE AND IN A NICE WAY THAT CODDLES ME HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LISTEN TO YOU???? UGH. YOU'RE SO ANGRY. DON'T YOU KNOW I'M ON YOUR SIDE??!?!?!
  • PoC: *reminds self that beating the shit out of this person will end in jail time*
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neurons-and-teaching:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

This is huge. When I do interviews at the job I hate, if people just shrugged when we ask “do you have questions” i pretty much write them off unless they were a bamf with at least two other areas of the interview.

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waitinghopingliving:

stele3:

fuckityfrank:

cronuseatsbabies:

notanotaku101:

Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!

DO NOT MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA

NOT FOR CLEANING

NOT FOR ANYTHING

JUST BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH IT AND BREATHING IT IN CAN KILL YOU

I accidently made mustard gas when I was 8 and “playing scientist” in the bathroom. I gave myself asthma and now I have really shitty lungs.This is serious.

Can someone call Homeland Security about this? It’s actually biological terrorism…

Signal boost

sexuallysynced

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????